i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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