i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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