But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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