I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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