hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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