Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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