You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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