I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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