Just took my morning after pill in the library
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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