I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
