it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
