then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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