That's when you crack a 10am beer
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
