I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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