turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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