he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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