I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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