If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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