Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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