Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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