Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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