he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
