I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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