I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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