At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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