NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize
