I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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