..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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