You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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