But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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