My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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