You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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