So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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