He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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