Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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