Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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