Whoa Z and x make the same sound
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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