He uses pillows to masturbate.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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