i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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