I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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