hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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