Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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