I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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