how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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