I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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