he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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