ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I would ride that face into the sunset
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