also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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