Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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