I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Will you blow on my dice?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
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It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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