my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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