I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My bed smells like the plague
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