Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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