i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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