4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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