oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
sex in a hospital.. check
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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