I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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