Texts From Last Night

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  (248): View more from Michigan

  You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee

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  (248): You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee http://tfl.nu/or77
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  (206): View more from Washington

  Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.

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  (206): Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend. http://tfl.nu/38e6
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  (707): View more from California

  I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.

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  That's the thing about women.

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  (707): I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff. (951): That's the thing about women. http://tfl.nu/3r0z
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  (563): View more from Iowa

  you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?

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  (563): you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship? http://tfl.nu/nsqw
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  (917): View more from New York City

  Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.

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  (917): Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries. http://tfl.nu/38u7
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  I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing

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  (353): I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing http://tfl.nu/a43r
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

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  (908): I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain. http://tfl.nu/vwtj
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.

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  (303): And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first. http://tfl.nu/c9e0
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  (516): View more from New York

  It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away

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  (516): It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away http://tfl.nu/5rgp
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  (914): View more from New York

  All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.

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  (914): All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore. http://tfl.nu/ai56
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  (207): View more from Maine

  I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.

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  (207): I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night. http://tfl.nu/1vni
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  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.

  (240): View more from Maryland

  Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.

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  (202): Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today. (240): Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality. http://tfl.nu/yhrj
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.

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  (651): Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year. http://tfl.nu/7b82
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  (+33): View more from France

  I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.

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  (+33): I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to. http://tfl.nu/izf5
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  (661): View more from California

  Are you okay?

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  I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!

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  (661): Are you okay? (1-661): I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay! http://tfl.nu/70id
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