I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.