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(518): View more from New York

i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.

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(518): i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke. http://tfl.nu/bbix

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(352): View more from Florida

Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.

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(352): Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break. http://tfl.nu/4l91

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.

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(508): he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that. http://tfl.nu/38s6

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(512): View more from Texas

There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.

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(512): There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW. http://tfl.nu/izzq

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(754): View more from Florida

I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.

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(754): I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris. http://tfl.nu/pib9

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(704): View more from North Carolina

a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.

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(704): a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you. http://tfl.nu/45tv

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(516): View more from New York

she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.

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(516): she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude. http://tfl.nu/2mtw

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(562): View more from California

I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.

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(562): I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die. http://tfl.nu/mr7u

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor

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(504): I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor http://tfl.nu/q7h4

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(678): View more from Georgia

Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?

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(678): Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend? http://tfl.nu/mjnu

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(847): View more from Illinois

So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.

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(847): So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country. http://tfl.nu/mcq8

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(213): View more from California

If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude

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(213): If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude http://tfl.nu/zznc

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Playing nyquil pong with a cat again

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(931): Playing nyquil pong with a cat again http://tfl.nu/9ic0

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(660): View more from Missouri

I have a hunch Mama J got around.

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Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?

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(660): I have a hunch Mama J got around. (660): Am I allowed to say that about my own mom? http://tfl.nu/20rk

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(585): View more from New York

Can you rollerblade?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

No, why?

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Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.

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(585): Can you rollerblade? (617): No, why? (585): Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality. http://tfl.nu/m5ec

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