Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.