It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
