i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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